ACT 3. The Plot to Save the Soul of (the Music) Business

Before the revolution was televised, it was karaoke.

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COLD OPEN

INT. BASEMENT STUDIO – NIGHT

A grainy,VHS-style broadcast opens with a banner:"BREAKING NEWS: TEAM USA SAVES THE MUSIC INDUSTRY (and the national debt)."

An 8-YEAR-OLD BOY in oversized sunglasses sin…